FYI: Due to a printing mishap, the frisbees won't be ready to ship until January 11th, 2018.

Can you believe how round these things are? I myself had doubts that someone could manufacture such a perfectly round object but, lo and behold, they did. And I put a sticker on it. Frisbees are perfect for:

• throwing them
• holding them

You can try to be friends with the frisbee, but results are not guaranteed.

Special offer: Order 2 or more frisbees and I'll give you permission to explain to your friends why you own multiple frisbees (offer expires soon)!