Terms & Conditions

By using this website you agree that you like me as a person. Not just that you are a fan of my videos or an admirer of my comedy, but that deeply rooted inside you is an overabundance of respect and admiration for the human being that I am. Also, you agree to never make up any lies about me and tell all your friends. I already spent half of middle school having to deny rumors of my fourth testicle (I do have three but I absolutely do NOT have a fourth!!). I do not want to deal with that again, so don't even think about it. I trust you- don't give me a reason not to. 

If you can agree to that, then you are allowed to navigate this beautiful website to your heart's content. Thank you and have an average day.