The Future

Holy shit, did you REALLY think I could tell you about the future? SMH. I am embarrassed for you, as well as your parents for giving birth to you. No, I don't know anything about the future. You know why? Because it HASN'T. HAPPENED. YET. When the future happens, I will be more than happy to tell you all about it. In the meantime, go buy something before I tell everyone how miserably naive you have proven to be.