Shipping & Returns

Shipping Domestic

Keep in mind that because of the limited number of items, I am handling all of the shipping myself. Because of this, shipping times are going to be unpredictable. If you are in a hurry to get something (although I can't imagine why you would be. Got a big stapling emergency?), then don't be. Your patience is appreciated. If you are unhappy with the price of shipping, understand that I would probably lose money if I didn't charge extra for it. This is my own fault for creating terrible merchandise as part a joke that took so much time and effort to plan that I don't even think it's that funny anymore.

Shipping International

Can't do this as of yet, sorry to my International stinkers. In the future, this will be an option.

Returns

No returns, sorry. If the item is not up to whatever lofty standards you had for it, that is your own fault for not realizing that every item is purposely shitty. I'm selling fucking staplers and cups. The joke is that they are bad. Please don't ask me to return something.